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Straight men reveal how much gay sex they would have to get a lightsaber

It turns out a lot of straight guys are big fans of Star Wars

Straight men reveal how much gay sex they would have to get a lightsaber
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They would do pretty much anything for a lightsaber

Straight men have revealed how much gay sex they would have to get a lightsaber. You know, a real one.

Posting on Reddit, a user set out the challenge. You can get a real life lightsaber if you have gay sex, and it could be with any man, dead or alive, celebrity etc.

The simple version is:

  • If you top a guy, you get a purple lightsaber
  • If you bottom, you get a lightsaber in any color of your choice
  • If you try both, you get either a double ended lightsaber or two lightsabers in the color of your choice

But to make it more complicated…

  • If you give a guy a handjob, you get a stun baton
  • If you experiment with gay BDSM, you get a lightsaber whip
  • If you suck a guy’s dick, you get a blaster
  • If you get your dick sucked, you just get a really good blowjob
  • If you get fisted, you get a thermal detonator (Don’t waste it!)
  • If you fist a guy, you get an adhesive grenade, because stickiness…
  • Every time you use a condom, you get a deflector shield, because stay safe, guys!
  • intercrural sex (between the thighs) gets you a vibrosword

If you’re bi, you would apparently get Obi-Wan Kenobi’s powers and weapons, because Alec Guinness was supposedly bisexual.

So how did the users of Reddit respond?

‘I have no shame, I’d proudly flaunt that double-ended lightsaber as I limped down the street the next day.’

‘I’m pretty clumsy. I’m not having sex with a guy just for the change to cut my own hands off,’ one said. Responding, one guy said: ‘I’d do it for a lightsaber, but a whip? Now that’s asking for some trouble’.

‘I’d probably slam a guy in the ass for a purple light saber. And that guy would be Leonardo DiCaprio.’

One girl said: ‘I asked my bf this and he answered YES! quicker than I thought possible. In his words, a lightsaber is a lightsaber’

‘I’d let the entire stormtrooper army slam me up the ass for one of those.’

‘Absolutely yes. One session of getting buttfucked for a cool laser sword seems a good deal to me.’

‘Yes. I’m not that straight. I’ll take a blue one and a green one.’

‘All I know is… I got a lot of lightsabers and I’m a huge fan of Star Wars.’


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