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Uganda’s First Lady: ‘If cows aren’t gay, how can humans be gay?’

Janet Museveni was congratulating bishops on their recent work campaigning against homosexuality in Uganda
Uganda's First Lady Janet Museveni has asked if cows aren't gay, then how can humans be gay? Well, very easily.

Uganda’s First Lady has said if cows can’t be gay, then humans can definitely not be gay.

The bizarre statement was uttered during a speech Janet Museveni made while congratulating the Church of Uganda’s bishops for their recent work.

Uganda recently made law the Anti-Homosexuality Act, punishing gay sex with up to life in prison.

Museveni, who is also the minister for affairs in the region of Karamoja, said because of the bishops Uganda has ‘progressed’.

‘We must listen to God and obey him,’ she said. ‘Thank you God for leading us.’

She said the Anti-Homosexuality Act was passed because they owed it to God.

‘If cows did not practice homosexuality, how could we the human beings start arguing over homosexuality?’

Museveni said they would not repeal the anti-gay law and stressed ‘people who pray cannot be defeated’.

Bishop Steven Kasimba of Mityana, who led the church service held last week, saluted President Yoweri Museveni for signing the anti-gay bill into law.

He said if the law was not passed, the country would have perished.

It comes as Pastor Martin Ssempa has organized a twisted anti-gay march in order to drum up added support for the law.

In a recent speech to students, the Ugandan president also told youth to not be influenced by Western culture and reject homosexuality.

More than 50 civil society groups filed a petition against the Anti-Homosexuality Act in Uganda’s Constitutional Court last week, hoping to have it declared invalid.

And sorry to break it to you Mrs Museveni, but homosexual behavior has been observed in nearly every mammal – including cows.

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Cows eat hay then maybe she should start eating hay! or maybe she already does!

Uganda’s First Lady: ‘If cows aren’t gay, how can humans be gay?’

About your statement above, dearest Uganda's First Lady, with due respect to your very relevant though side office in a country with people so much beloved in my homeland, the only conclusion I can reach from your statement is that you are not a cow and you are not gay, or think or pretend not to be the one or the other.

However, all animal types have, though not a majority one, a homosexual set.

Still, I am mostly sure it would be a total failure of mine to undertand that you meant to state that cows determine human race trends in Uganda. Am I right?

According to the list in this Wikipedia article, the American Bison is the only listed bovine with documented homosexual behavior. However, a full 10% of domestic male sheep (ovine) are exclusively gay. And, of course the gayest animal genus on the planet, the Giraffes, are native to UGANDA!

Clearly this freemartin 'woman' never saw the movie "Barnyard" with Wanda Sykes voicing "Bessy the Cow."



Matthew 7:1 ESV “Judge not, that you be not judged Janet Museveni.

There is no reference to homosexuality in any Bible prior to the 1946 RSV so why do you oppose it Janet Museveni?

Is that like birds can fly. Why can't you Janet Museveni ?

Cows aren't hateful homophobes, so why is it that you're one Mrs Museveni?

Please, Mrs Museveni, visit Specsavers.