Have you ever had one of those crazy nights when you offered to pay for sex with a phone, stole the prostitute's purse, fled by bicycle, and got chased down by her trans friend?
No? Well meet Ousmane Dramé, a third division footballer who is accused of doing just that.
The Frenchman, a left-winger for Italian side Lecce, is alleged to have argued with a prostitute over payment for her services on Monday night (22 April).
After the 20-year-old said he would pay the Nigerian lady of the night with his iPhone 5, he stole her purse and fled by bicycle.