Bisexuals cannot “pick a side,” which is why traditionally we’ve always been the emissaries to the fairy realm #BisexualFacts

— Kelsey (@dswingsbothways) September 20, 2016

Bisexuals get a +8 to charisma and are immune to most poison attacks. #bisexualfacts #bisexualawarenessweek

— Ashly (@newageamazon) September 20, 2016

When angered, the bisexual reverts to its dragon form, before blasting all nearby enemies with its glittery fire. #BisexualFacts

— Sir Geeky B(rian) (@SirWritingRaven) September 19, 2016

Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak is actually made of pure bisexuality #bisexualfacts

— thirst trap thexlogy (@femmina) September 20, 2016

#bisexualfacts If you say Freddie Mercury’s name 3 times in the mirror, he will appear and the party is at your place

— AJ Fitzwater (@AJFitzwater) September 21, 2016

This one is my favorite. Thank you @kendrawcandraw #bisexualfacts pic.twitter.com/9hw2fnY0vr

— 👻Spooktacular Spiff👻 (@Space_Man_Spiff) September 21, 2016

#Bisexualfacts we can only in fact be attracted to two things. I have chosen Hamilton and lasagna.

— Laura Pohl (@laurampohl) September 20, 2016

Bisexuals accept both regular and diesel fuel and, with proper care and maintenance, can get over 40 miles per gallon. #BisexualFacts

— Elia Winters (@EliaWinters) September 20, 2016

If you don’t want bisexuals stealing your partner, leave a saucer of milk and honey outside your front door. #BisexualFacts

— is it halloween yet (@tempuslibris) September 20, 2016

The B in GLBT is not there just to make is sound like a sandwich #bisexualfacts

— BOP (Bi org project) (@biorgproject) September 20, 2016

#bisexualfacts tickle our feet and wheels will pop out. It’s a genius evolution so we can quickly go from date to date

— Stephlo Rensworth (@StephFarnsworth) September 20, 2016

– bisexuality is often termed “just a phase” which is why we can pass through solid objects #BisexualFacts

— Tristina Wright (@TristinaWright) September 20, 2016

#BisexualFacts Only bisexuals can tell you if the cat in the box is alive or dead, as bisexuals themselves exist in the same state of limbo.

— A.K. (@adrienne_kt) September 20, 2016

If you say a bisexual person’s name in the mirror three times, we appear and shower you in glitter. #BisexualFacts

— Molli Moran (@MissMolliWrites) September 20, 2016

When frightened, the lone bisexual will emit a loud hissing sound before disappearing into a puff of smoke and glitter. #bisexualfacts

— ♈ Kodi Monster ♈ (@PlanetaryKnight) September 20, 2016

– Bisexuals know all the words to at least one Dolly Parton song
– They look good in hats but aren’t gonna like brag about it #BisexualFacts

— Kendra ✨ (@kendrawcandraw) September 19, 2016

Bisexuals float in tidal areas while holding hands to avoid drifting away. They can use simple tools to open clams. #bisexualfacts

— Internet, Eh? (@InternetEh) September 19, 2016

Bisexuals have a secret handshake, it’s never been seen by a non-bisexual and never will be.. #BisexualFacts #Bisexual

— BiPositive (@Bi_Positive_) June 29, 2016