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36 funny, insightful and adorable Britney Spears quotes on her birthday

36 funny, insightful and adorable Britney Spears quotes on her birthday

Britney Spears

1 ‘I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.’ As reported by the LA Times

2 ‘I had a really bad date. He just wasn’t that into me. I liked him. He knew that. But he definitely didn’t feel the same. It happens to everybody. Being famous doesn’t make you any different.’ Marie Claire

3 ‘The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.’ Blender

4 ‘I always listen to ‘NSYNC’s “Tearin’ Up My Heart.” It reminds me to wear a bra.’ As reported by Idolator

5 ‘Sundance is weird. The movies are weird – you actually have to think about them when you watch them.’

6 ‘I’m from the South so I’m a very open person and I’ve had to teach myself not to open up to too many people.’ The Guardian

7 ‘In my dream I needed an alarm clock. Maybe that was a sign that I needed to, you know, get an alarm clock.Stylist

8 ‘ I find myself doing some of the things my mom used to do, I also understand why she did them.’ The Telegraph

9 ‘My life was controlled by too many people and that doesn’t really let you be yourself.’ Yediot Ahronot

10 ‘I think I had fun when I was younger. I was a pretty normal girl, a tomboy. But my 20s were awful. My 30s are much better for me. I’ve learned to get to know myself better.’ Yediot Ahronot

11 ‘If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.’ Cosmopolitan

12 ‘”I no longer study Kaballah, my baby is my religion.’ As reported by MSN

13 ‘If I met me, I would say a quick hello and then think that I was a really nice girl.’ Harper’s Bazaar

14 ‘I haven’t worked out in, like, two weeks. Sometimes it’s hard to be motivated. But once you get up and do it you feel like you’ve conquered the world.’ Stylist

15 ‘My favorite kind of Pepsi? Pepsi’s Pepsi.’ CNN

16 [On her Crossroads character]: ‘In a lot of ways she’s similar to me – she’s very to herself and writes in her journal a lot. But when I watched it, I was like, “She’s kind of mean sometimes. And boring.” I was like, “Am I like that in real life? Ew!”‘ The Guardian

17 [On Justin Timberlake’s Cry Me a River video]: ‘I think it looks like such a desperate attempt, personally. But that was a great way to sell the record. He’s smart. Smart guy.’ Rolling Stone

18 ‘I was so under scrutiny. If a hair was out of place, I’d be so anxious. I would get very anxious about so many things.’ Marie Claire

19 ‘I don’t believe in marriage anymore.’ Carpool Karaoke

20 ‘“I don’t want to be considered a role model.’ Vogue

21 [On politics] ‘Go call the po-lice, Go Call The Gu-vunah! Someone tell Congress to get to #WorkBxxCH.’ Twitter

22 ‘You’ll never see it my way, because you’re not me.’ As reported by PopSugar

23 [On kissing Madonna] ‘I didn’t know it was going to be that long and everything. But it was cool.’ CNN.

24 ‘I have tons of aliases. [One is] “Ineeda Dick”.’ Carpool Karaoke 

25 ‘I’ve been very hands-on with everything I’ve done since I had my children. And it’s just really important for me to understand the big picture, where everybody’s coming from, what’s the real purpose of this shoot and this song, or whatever it is in that moment that I’m doing.’ Variety

26 ‘Honestly, I still don’t use my computer. My kids use the computer more than I do! I understand that a lot of people are into it, and I have days where I write and stuff, but it’s really not for me. It’s not my thing.’ V

27 [On Iggy Azalea, supposedly]: ‘Can’t wait to get back to Vegas. So thankful I have shows for the rest of the year to look forward to.. #YouWantAPieceOfMe.’ Twitter

28 [On the Baby… One More Time video) ‘My intention was, honestly, seriously, not to be sexy.’ As reported by The Guardian

29 ‘I believe in the fairy tale…. Love is a hard one. I don’t really understand love as far as relationships. With my kids it’s just unconditional, and that’s hard to find. It takes two people just loving each other a lot.’ People

30 ‘At night, that’s when you mess up. So if you go to bed at 9.30, you’re good.’ The Telegraph

31 ‘I love my jeans and my sweats-I’m really just a tomboy at heart. So it’s really hard for me to be like Kim Kardashian and be makeup-and hair-ready every time I go out of my house. I’m not a believer in that, you know?’ Elle

32 ‘You never can be enough—or do enough—for your kids. It’s a never-ending issue for me. I had to learn: Don’t beat yourself up so much…. You have to take it one day at a time, do the best that you can and enjoy yourself.’ Glamour

33 [On the Slave 4U snake]: ‘Snake update: I’ve heard she’s alive and well, and that her name is Banana! This makes me smile :).’ Twitter

34 ‘My kids come first in my life, bottom line.’ People

35 ‘I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.’ As reported by Huffington Post 

36 ‘I never ate sushi until a year or so ago. I thought the idea of raw fish was horrible. Then we had a day in a hotel in Vegas and she ordered up every single bit of sushi they had and we sat there just eating everything. Now I’m hooked.’ Marie Claire