Bears are proud exhibitionists – so buying a gift for them means making a statement.
From winter to summer, we’ve compiled a year-round list of some of the greatest gifts for bears on the web to keep the bear in your life at the top of his game and looking fresh.
Should a bear wear a scarf cruising in the woods? Yes, he should.
A cosy scarf, hand-knitted with the colors of the bear flag…
Etsy has some cool, limited stock, gifts – and we found this for $42.97 (€36.28).
The Optimale Personal Care Kit, for plumping on the go…
gruffpup has got you covered with this handy travel kit including ‘So Big’ plumping cream, ‘So Hard’ delay cream, ‘So Dry’ anti-chafing cream and a vibrating c-ring for on-the-go needs.
There’s also shaving cream, maybe not for your bear?
The kit can be bought on gruffpup.com for $24.99 (€21.10).
Tom of Finland night/day totes, to summon their dark side…
The Finnish design brand brings you stylish tote bags, telling everyone around what kind of mood they’re in – or just what time of day it is…
Available from the official Tom of Finland store, starting at $25.00 (€21.11) for one.
A statement tee, to remind them of their family tribe…
‘As gay people we get to choose our family’ – RuPaul.
Grab this tee from gruffpup for $13.95 (€11.77)
Beary suspenders, to signal to other bears in the woods…
Grab this stocking-filler from BearGear USA for $18.50 (€15.61).
This polar bear duvet set, ‘coz he snuggles with other tribes…
Pizza and beer in bed? Join these bears for $36.34 (€30.67).
He’ll want to parade around in these tight swim briefs once summer arrives…
These swim briefs are handmade in Brazil! Available from ProudBears.com for $53.26 (€44.95).
Whether on the beach in Sitges, or the boardwalks of Fire Island, he’ll be happy storing essentials in this sailor bag…
ProudBears are doing you a solid with another great gift.
This beach/gym bag can be your bear’s for $29.56 (€24.95)
He might want to have a read-up on his origins, he’s intellectual you see…
‘Learn what beardom means to different people in their daily lives, and on a broader level, its cultural implications for not only the gay community, but also society as a whole.’
Maybe you could learn a thing or two about your cuddly bear?
Available on Amazon for $41.46 (€34.99).
He’s so proud of his identity, how better to show it than having it written on him for all to see?
Show the bear on your life how proud you are of him.
Available on Zazzle for $35.00 (€30.00).
*HILARIOUS GIFT ALERT*
A 10-speed vibrating Teddy Love Plush Bear Vibrator! It’s all in the tongue…
Limited availability on Amazon.com for $59.95.