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Dildo, Three Cocks, Big Butt Mountain and 15 more utterly filthy place names

Superior Bottom in West Virginia, anyone?

Dildo, Three Cocks, Big Butt Mountain and 15 more utterly filthy place names
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Yes, Climax in Georgia is genuinely a real place

Did you know there’s a town in the US state of Georgia called Gay?

We didn’t until this morning. And our little discovery has got us thinking about the other funnily (or filthily) named places around the world…

Here are our top 18 – let us know your favorite!

1 Beaverlick – a town in Kentucky, USA

And Big Bone Lick State Park is only four minutes away by car…

2 Big Butt Mountain – a North Carolina mountain range

You’ll also find Big Butt Trail in this particular state

3 Buttzville – a town in New Jersey

Seriously.

4 Climax – a town in Georgia

Around 300 people live in copnstant state of Climax

5 Cockburn – a town on the border of New South Wales and South Australia

Not to mention the City of Cockburn in the suburbs of Perth

6 Cocking – a town in Sussex, England

Sussex is also home to Upper and Lower Dicker

7 Cocks – a village in Cornwall, England

The village of Cocks might be the best place in Southwest England

8 Dildo – a town in Newfoundland, Canada

Dildo’s 1,200 inhabitants refer to themselves as Dildodians

9 Erect – a settlement in North Carolina

The state that keeps on giving – also note Horneytown, and on a tangent, the imaginatively-named Townsville

10 Fucking – a town in Austria

Pronounced ‘fooking’

11 Knob Lick – a town in Missouri

Missouri is also home to a town called Licking

12 Mount Cocks – a mountain in Antartica

Not as funny as Big Butt Mountain, though

13 Ragged Ass Road – a street in Yellowknife, Canada

Named as a joke by the late Lou Rocher, who used to own much of the property on the road

14 Superior Bottom – a town in West Virginia, US

Our absolute favourite. We’re considering moving here

15 Thong – a hamlet in Kent, England

‘That thong, th-thong, thong, thong…’

16 Three Cocks – a village in Wales

Another cockingly-good place name

17 Wank – a mountain in Germany

The Wank, found near the Austrian border, is a popular destination for hikers and paragliders

18 Bell End – village in Worcestershire, England

We can’t even.


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