A football has written ‘cum dog’ on his chest and danced to Madonna in his underwear.
Jason Cummings, a striker for Hibernian FC in Leith, Scotland, basically ticked off every homoerotic box in a hilarious Twitter video.
Athlete – ✓
Gay nickname – ✓
Trying to ram a ‘sock’ down a guy’s throat – ✓
Wrestling with another nearly naked dude – ✓
Trying to ‘pin’ them – ✓
And then the video ends with all the guys in the room shouting ‘cum dog – ✓
Oh, and Like A Prayer is playing – ✓
Don’t believe us?
The 22-year-old striker begins in the locker room parading around in his underwear.
Leaping onto the table, Jason gets the crowd going with some cheers and hand clapping.
Spotting pro wrestler Grado, who was visiting the football training camp, he then tried to stuff his sock down the guy’s throat.
Lifting him up, Jason pins him down to the nearby couch.
And then proceeds to thrust vigorously into the guy’s face.
While Grado might try and get the upper hand…
It was far too late before they start grappling up in the air again.
Basically, what we’re saying is that it’s a pretty homoerotic video.
— Jason Cummings (@Jasoncummings35) 18 April 2017