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‘I came, I saw, I topped’: Gus Kenworthy’s filthiest jokes ever, ranked

‘I came, I saw, I topped’: Gus Kenworthy’s filthiest jokes ever, ranked

A standard GK thirst-trap, which is a kind of joke we fall for every time | Photo: Instagram/guskenworthy

12 He won silver at 2014’s Winter Olympics, went viral kissing his bf at last year’s – but ski icon Gus Kenworthy’s also known for his hilariously racy humour. An entry level example:

 

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Yung Kee Shoes

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11 Of course, his gags often intersect with his love of the great outdoors, like when he topped a mountain

 

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I came, I saw, I topped! #WilsonPeak #14er #ClimbWithCoors 🍺👟🧗🏼‍♂️⛰️💚

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10 He’s known to tag fellow LGBTI celebs in on the joke, like his concern for Antoni Porkowki’s genitals

9 And famous straight guys, too – read: thirsting for Zac Efron nudes

8 Here he is in a ‘silver fox sandwich’ with openly gay TV veterans Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen. Cute.

7 And with his partner, actor Matthew Wilkas, on vacation in Fire Island. Note the SATC-meets-STI pun. Inspired!

6 His more straight-to-the-point posts are also brilliant

 

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Loveland Pass

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5 Look: five smutty jokes for the price of one

4 He even gays it up in Uganda

3 Fellow out gay Olympian Adam Rippon is of course a common receptacle of Gus’s humour. Oh, to know what goes on in the Olympic Village…


2 Most of his best jokes involve Adam, to be honest. Although we literally laughed out loud revisiting this classic, with 50 Shade’s of Grey’s Christian. (Also known as Jamie Dornan).

 

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My sub.

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1 But our fave? This spoof of Adam Rippon’s Oscars-harness moment, captioned ‘Adam Ripoff’. Cute, smart, weirdly hot and inexplicably zeitgeist-catching. In another universe, he’s probably an engagement officer, isn’t he?

 

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Adam Rippoff

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