Internet preacher Dave Daubenmire believes guys who masturbate are gay.
The ex-coach said the absurd comments on his daily live web cam show called Pass The Salt.
When asked about pornography, Daubenmire said: ‘You just gotta say no to it.’
He continued: ‘If you’re very, very honest about it – masturbation is homosexuality.’
‘You’re having sex with a man. You get it? You put images of a woman in your mind, but you’re having sex with a man,’ he said.
Daubenmire goes on to explain it’s a slippery slope when it comes to watching pornography. He said: ‘It’s… where the Devil will take us if we give them free rein in our minds.’
Dave Daubenmire: ‘You’re gonna laugh at me but you know I’m telling the truth’
Dave Daubenmire’s rant gets even more obscure.
The internet preacher believes sex is a behavior or bodily function, then seemingly compares it to having a bowel movement.
He said: ‘Sometimes one of the greatest feelings that you could ever have is a bowel movement. You guys ever had one of those moments where you thought you could never get home?
‘You hold it and hold it and then you run in the house… and the relief that comes. Is that feeling any different than the relief that you get when you have an orgasm?
‘Both of them are temporary releases and feelings of pleasure. One is associated with sex and one isn’t. They are bodily functions,’ he said.
You can see the full rant here: