It’s a safe bet the real Ivanka Trump would never be invited onto Chelsea Handler’s Netflix show to promote her critically-panned book Women Who Work.
So instead, Handler welcomed lesbian comic Fortune Feimster onto the show this week – as Ivanka.
Asked Handler: ‘I was curious how you had time to write this book. You’re so busy being your father’s unpaid assistant and you’re always at The White House and trying to act like you’re doing things for women. When do you have time to write?’
Fake Ivanka then delivered this bombshell: ‘Well, full disclosure: I didn’t write it. (younger brother) Barron wrote it. It was his homework assignment and I was like, “That’s good, I’ll take it!”‘
Fake Ivanka then went on to say: ‘I am a feminist! All you women out there buy my shoes, show them you’re a feminist. They’re in retailers everywhere.’
And to the retail chain that famously dropped her line she had this to say: ‘Fuck you Nordsrom!’