Twitter is traumatized.
Nobody can unsee Super Mario’s nipples.
Nintendo America tweeted pictures of Mario ahead of the release of Super Mario Odyssey.
And the world was shocked by the picture of Mario frolicking around shirtless.
In the process, they also confirmed he had nipples. Which nobody seems to be okay with.
CONFIRMED: Mario Has Nipples pic.twitter.com/6pBnbeHHtU
— GameSpot (@GameSpot) September 13, 2017
Daddy Mario, is that you?
Quite a few people are asking why Mario has nipples but Link and Yoshi do not.
Others are pointing out he has been shirtless in games before but never had nipples.
There was also discussion as to why Mario had no body hair despite being Italian.
And so GameSpot made a hairy update.
Is that Daddy Mario we spy?
— GameSpot (@GameSpot) September 14, 2017