The popular College Humor video Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends recently made the rounds with a cocky group of gays threatening to steal the girlfriends of straight guys unless they support marriage equality.
They touted their ripped bodies, sense of style, ability to cook, and love of Broadway musicals as their trump cards.
Now a group of straight guys have come up with an equally snarky response in a video of their own.
Of the marriage threat, they say: ‘Oh my God! Please! Do that. That would be fucking awesome. Yes, free at last. Now I can watch the game in peace while you two are off jazzercising.
‘All the stuff we never wanted to do with our girlfriends, you’ve got that covered? Who do we make these thank you notes out to? There’s no way in hell we’re going to take them to a Broadway show – and for damned good reason. If we did, our girlfriends would immediately start picking out wedding dresses, farting in front of us and naming our unborn children.’
And finally, the straight guys don’t think the gays would satisfy the girlfriends in bed.
‘Let’s be honest, you’re not going to go through with it. You think vaginas are icky and we think they’re awesome.
‘Go ahead,’ they taunt, ‘marry our girlfriends because we’re not going to!’