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Wrap something up for your Christmas twink to get their hands on

Give a Christmas gift to that special twink in your life, to make them feel warm and tingly inside

Wrap something up for your Christmas twink to get their hands on
The naughty twinks who stole Christmas - don't be a grinch. | Photo: Next Door Twinks

Twinks are beyond extra – ALL THE TIME.

So if you are buying a gift for one this Christmas, it better bejazzle them in new ways, they had never dreamed possible.

If it’s not smothered in glitter, with unicorns oozing out – they won’t be happy.

Here are some ideas to get your twink’s eyes dazzling.

Nothing says twink more than a light up Unicorn jumper

Photo: Etsy

I’ve already ordered three.

Much Glitter. (And only Unicorn glitter will do)

The ‘Unicorn Mix’ along with a pot of ‘Pegasus’ will keep your twink sparkling. Dust and Dance also donate 10% of their profits to mental health charities. But hurry, before scientists ban glitter from shops everywhere…

Hot pants, because. Hot pants

‘Gold Rocky Horror Picture Show Gold Lame Shorts Trunks Hot’ | Photo: Amazon

Gold and sparkly like Christmas.

And a matching t-shirt, because.  Matching.

Men’s Wet Look Shiny T-shirt Short Sleeves | Photo: Feeshow

Twinks love a sparkly chest.

Nothing says ‘Twink’ more than a movie about twinks

Photo: Treasure Entertainment

It’s not that kind of movie 🙄. But Handsome Devil is a adorable coming of age story that will give you much cute aggression. It’s also about a boarding school and rugby boys – argue with that.

They need a ‘Fluffy’ – the cuddly unicorn plush:

Photo: Build A Bear

Why? BECAUSE IT’S SO FLUFFY.

According to the Urban Dictionary, a twink is ‘the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader’

Photo: Disney Channel

So only High School Musical cheerleader or Wildcat outfits will do.

Put your Rainbow in my room already

For when your twink’s juice is low, let them rely on this light – for beaming rainbows around the room.

They stole your heart, let them steal your minds too

Photo: Sony Pictures

While your Twink waits for their Italian lover to come along, give them the book that inspired Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet being gorgeous on screen in Call Me By Your Name.

The TWINK tank top

Photo: Redbubble

He’s available in small, medium, large and extra large. 

STICKERS 😍

Photo: Redbubble

Do we really need to explain this one?

And if after all of this, your twink is done with the stereotypes and wants to smash the patriarchy…

Photo: Juno Dawson Twitter

Time to get your twink’s activism on.

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