Ellen DeGeneres revealed a new segment on her talk show simply titled: Oh, Straight People!
The segment first appeared on 9 October and the premise is relatively simple.
‘I’m going to show you a headline — it’s a real headline — about straight people and then I will say, ‘Oh, straight people!’ and then I’ll move on to the next headline,’ Ellen explained to her audience.
See? Simple and effective. After all, it’s not only queer people who do strange things, despite what stereotypes may posit.
Here’s her latest segment:
Oh, straight people. pic.twitter.com/WCqCBC3wEQ
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 16, 2017
Some of the headlines include gems like ‘Couples Compete in Wife-Carrying Contest’ and ‘Melania Trump and Ivana Are Fighting Over Who Is the Real First Lady’.
However, Ellen wisely saves the best for last: ‘Wife Stabs Husband with Ceramic Squirrel Because He Didn’t Buy Beer.’
She also gets her audience in on it as they all bemoan ‘oh, straight people!’ together.