The current season of HBO’s hit series Game of Thrones is quickly coming to an end. But we have just the thing to make the wait a little less terrible — a Jon Snow-inspired dildo.
The Australian company Geeky Sex Toys recently released the Game of Moans – Long Shaft dildo.
The sex toy is modeled after dreamy Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword Longclaw, complete with a direwolf head. It measures 11.5 inches with a 6.5-inch blade. The silicone toy costs a pretty $110, but that’s worth it for Jon Snow, right?
Check it out below (NSFW):
Here’s the company’s description of the item:
Have you been dreaming of a long, thick shaft? Than this dildo sword will fulfill your fantasy. You know nothin until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword. The sword’s hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure.
In the game of thrones…
… you moan or you die. (You have to go to extreme lengths for puns.)
Understandably, Thrones fans are having a field day on Twitter with this new merchandise.
I can't tell if I'm disturbed or turned on by thought of sword dildo. Why not both?https://t.co/FrqrQHKzg8
— Kat Stark (@WetcoastKat) August 25, 2017
If you think I'm not still mad about the GoT Longclaw-inspired dildo NOT being called "Dongclaw," oh buddy you are sorely mistaken.
— Thierry Ennui (@bcnormile) August 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/pattmayne/status/900135809579438081
Hi there hello, yes I need this. I will call it Jon Snow Don't Stop or just Jon Dildo.https://t.co/Qvoy3hVRqi
— marquita (@marquitasade) August 24, 2017
The company has other Game of Thrones selections, including a bullet vibrator with a dragon egg container. They also have creative sex toys from other franchises, such as Pokemon, Guardians of the Galaxy, and more.
So lie back and think of the Wall, because winter is definitely coming.