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Winter is coming with this new Game of Thrones dildo

Winter is coming with this new Game of Thrones dildo

Jon Snow in Game of Thrones

The current season of HBO’s hit series Game of Thrones is quickly coming to an end. But we have just the thing to make the wait a little less terrible — a Jon Snow-inspired dildo.

The Australian company Geeky Sex Toys recently released the Game of Moans – Long Shaft dildo.

The sex toy is modeled after dreamy Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword Longclaw, complete with a direwolf head. It measures 11.5 inches with a 6.5-inch blade. The silicone toy costs a pretty $110, but that’s worth it for Jon Snow, right?

Check it out below (NSFW):

Long Shaft Dildo
Long Shaft Dildo

Here’s the company’s description of the item:

Have you been dreaming of a long, thick shaft? Than this dildo sword will fulfill your fantasy. You know nothin until you have experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword. The sword’s hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure.

In the game of thrones…

… you moan or you die. (You have to go to extreme lengths for puns.)

Understandably, Thrones fans are having a field day on Twitter with this new merchandise.

https://twitter.com/pattmayne/status/900135809579438081

The company has other Game of Thrones selections, including a bullet vibrator with a dragon egg container. They also have creative sex toys from other franchises, such as Pokemon, Guardians of the Galaxy, and more.

So lie back and think of the Wall, because winter is definitely coming.